A FEW REASONS WHY ASTRONOMY IS BETTER THAN SEX:

• Guaranteed to get at least a little something in view.

• If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

• Nobody cares if you are ugly.

• You don't have to compliment the person who gave you a view (thru their goto?).

• Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

• 40 years from now, you can still participate regularly.

• If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

• Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning, oohing and aahhing.

• Less guilt the next morning.

• You can do it all night.

• You can experience multiple objects in a single session.

• There is less shame when purchasing the equipment.