A FEW REASONS WHY ASTRONOMY IS BETTER THAN SEX:
- Guaranteed to get at least a little something in view.
- If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- Nobody cares if you are ugly.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gave you a view (thru
- Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
- 40 years from now, you can still participate regularly.
- If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
- Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning, oohing and aahhing.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- You can do it all night.
- You can experience multiple objects in a single session.
- There is less shame when purchasing the equipment.